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Question |
Response |
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What am I here to do…? |
….I am here to tell you that… |
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What conveniently located fruit will we go after first? |
The low-hanging… |
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In what condition was I born? |
…ready |
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What discovery process will we apply to the onion? |
We will peel back its layers |
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What additional distance will we go? |
…the extra mile |
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Outside what container do we need to think? |
…the box |
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What percentage do we intend to give? |
110% |
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What do we want to obtain the maximum of for our expenditure of a buck? |
…bang |
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On what horizontal surface do we want to avoid leaving money? |
The table |
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What mutually satisfactory situation are we aiming for? |
…a win-win situation |
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What duration of haul are we in for? |
…the long haul |
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To increase sales what do we intend to place more of on the street? |
Feet |
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What example of analog instrumentation do we intend to move? |
The needle |
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What lateral translation do we intend to apply to the paradigm? |
We will shift it |
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What kind of upward pointing job is he doing? |
Stand or bang |
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In order to initiate the process what two forms of lurching locomotion will we employ? |
Rocking and rolling |
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To what major religious figure will we urge the other party to come in our discussion? |
Jesus |
June 21, 2007 at 8:33 pm |
Anyone for 110%
the following:
if we trust
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What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.